Request For Technical Support

To: Technical Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon
was included in the product brochure. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it
monitors all other system activity.


Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.  I cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on
this program.

CAN YOU HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!


Thanks
A Troubled User




Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem men complain about but
is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many
people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with
the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you
would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files
within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.


It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
program files from the system once installed.  You
cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system.  Look in your
manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".


I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation.  I suggest installing background
application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate
software augmentation.  Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and
problems that might occur, regardless of their
cause. The best course of action will be to enter
the command C:\APOLOGIZE.


In any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to
normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great
program, but very high maintenance.


Consider buying additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0.


Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary
with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.