Quick Wits

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe 
the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 


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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and 
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until 
they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. 


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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of 
Asia a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? 

Dad: "That happens in most countries, son." 


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Teacher: "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about
your son."

Father: "What's that?"

Teacher: "With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating."


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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and 
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until 
they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. 


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How do you keep a man from drowning? 

Take your foot off his head!