Mommy Gonna Eat Your Fingers
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point,
she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers
in my mouth and said,
"Mommy gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at
her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong honey?"
"Mommy, where's my booger?"
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