Cajun Sex
 
Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, 
Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, 
and now the time had come. So, he brought her to 
the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. 

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at 
Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a 
son!" Aint dat grand!! 

Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor 
spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" 

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, 
"Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter!" She a pretty lil ting, too.... 

Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, 
"Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" 

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 
"Bubba, you just had youself another boy!" 

When Bubba and his wife went home with their three 
children, he satdown with his wife and said, 

"Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of 
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?  

She said, "Yeah, I do."  

Bubba said, "Man, it's a dang good ting we didn't use no WD-40"