Blonde Joke #4
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute
before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break
the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from
her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and
extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the
measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real
basics; something the she won't have to count, measure, or
lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen
seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before
replying, "Jenny!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he
asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies the blonde," I was just running through
that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear...'"
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