The Lawyer And The Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun
game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot
of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines
and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The
lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out
a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes
up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with
his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no
answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and
coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more
sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb...