A Scottish Man At a Baseball Game
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had 
ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, 
took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet 
screaming 

"Run, Run!" This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The 
Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.  The next batter 
came up and four balls went by. 

The umpire called "walk" and the batter started to trot to first. The 
Scottish man, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed.

"R-R-Run ye basstarred, rrrun!" 

Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotman, extremely 
embarrassed sat back down.  A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman's embarrassment, 
leaned over and said,

"He can't run, he got four balls. The Scotsman then stood up and screamed 

"Walk with pride man, walk with pride!